CNN's Most Hilarious Headlines

The side panel link from CNN's July 15, 2009 article covering the third day of the Sotomayor hearings:

Most Viewed Most Emailed Top Searches

1 Exchange students live nightmare
2 168 killed as jet crashes in Iran
3 Africans face U.S. misconceptions
4 Day 3 of Sotomayor hearing
5 Jacksons a unique parental team
6 Mystery killing of 3-year-old
7 5,000-pound shark washes ashore
8 Sotomayor found Princeton alien
9 911 call launched Caylee drama
10 'Absolutely' overused? Absolutely

Whoa! An alien? At Princeton!? And Sotomayor blew the lid off of it!? Nice work Sonia! I guess she's right, a wise latina is better suited to discovering alien species than a while male who "hasn't lived that life." (Carl Sagan, I'm looking at you)

Seriously folks, why waste her on the Supreme Court? Get her confirmed as the new head of NASA!